All I Want for Christmas is a Mobile Lab (and a Map)

They say you shouldn't ask for things you can't wrap.

Usually, this time of year is about the gadgets, the gear, and the shiny new racquets under the tree. But as I look toward 2026, my list only has one thing on it: All I want for Christmas is the Court 4 RV.

I don't want it for the leather seats or the road trips; I want it because I am tired of guessing. I am tired of watching talented kids fail because we diagnose their problems with binoculars instead of MRIs.

Eight years ago, I didn’t have a media company. All I had was my mother-in-law’s electric wheelchair named Herbie, a pile of camera gear, and a problem I needed to solve. I didn't have the instructions, but I had the will.

Today, I feel that same energy. I have a vision for a Mobile Diagnostic Unit that will change the way we see this sport. I have the philosophy and the architecture; what I don’t have is the instruction manual for how to pull it off.

So in the spirit of the season, and in the spirit of stepping out on a wing and a prayer, here is my letter to the industry. This is what I’m building for 2026. I have no idea how I’m going to get it done, but I’m willing to die trying.

Merry Christmas. The doctor is in.

The Diagnostic Void: From Auto-Bots to Sovereignty

I. The Surface Lie and the Auto-Bot Epidemic

We are drowning in high-definition failure. If you turn on any sports broadcast this holiday season, from the junior nationals to the pros, you will see a miracle of modern production: the sweat on a player’s brow in 4K resolution and the ball compressing against the line in super-slow motion. We have perfected the art of documenting the result, but for all our technology, we engage in high-fidelity voyeurism. We watch the car crash and debate the angle of the fender bender while ignoring the driver who fell asleep at the wheel three miles back.

We've created a generation of "Auto-Bots." These are players who look perfect in the brochure, possessing pristine strokes and incredible pace. But the moment the "noise" increases, whether the opponent changes tactics or the scoreboard pressure mounts, they collapse because they were built rather than grown. They can hit, but they cannot think. Performance failure rarely starts with technique; it starts with cognition. We don’t need more cameras showing us the error. We need a system that detects the cause.

II. The Medical Standard

If you walk into a hospital complaining of chest pain, they do not simply film you clutching your chest and put it on a scoreboard. They hook you up to a machine to look for the early signals because medical diagnostics ignore spectacle; they hunt truth. In medicine, we have MRIs in trucks, specifically Mobile Mammography Units, because time and environment matter. You cannot diagnose a patient effectively if you require them to leave their environment; sometimes, you must bring the lab to the patient. High-performance sport skipped this step entirely. We prescribe chemotherapy for a broken leg because we never bothered to take the X-ray.

III. The Architecture Was Always There

This Christmas wish isn't a new toy; it is the maturity of a twenty-five-year architectural dig. In 2000, I wrote that "Tennis is a simple game played by complicated people," and that sentence was the embryo of everything I have built since. Over the last two decades, I realized that high performance was about the accurate placement of priorities (2000), that players needed structured experience rather than lectures (2015), and that skills were a single interconnected architecture (2020).

Now, going into 2026, the architecture has reached its final form: Sovereignty. The goal is simple: build performers who own their internal instruments. Sovereignty isn't a theory; it looks like a player resetting their own heart rate between points without looking at their father for permission. To build that, you need a lab.

IV. Enter Court 4: The Mobile Protocol

Court4 RV is the physical manifestation of this architecture. It is not just a vehicle; it is a Forward Operating Base. To the uninitiated, Court 4 looks like a broadcast truck, but inside, it operates as a clinical diagnostic center.

The protocol is strict:

1. The Intake (The Confessional): The player steps out of the humidity and into the RV. The door shuts, the air conditioning hums, and the tournament noise disappears. In that silence, they admit their fear.

2. The Mission (The Calibration): We give a single directive acting as a cognitive anchor for the match.

3. The Broadcast (The Test): When the score hits 4-2, the viewer isn't just watching tennis; they watch to see if the player has the discipline to execute the order.

This turns the broadcast into a narrative engine where we don't just show the score; we show the fulfillment of a promise.

V. Solving the Alcott Dilemma

Why go to these lengths? Because we are solving the oldest problem in education: The Alcott Dilemma. In 1834, Bronson Alcott faced a constraint where he could deliver incredible, individualized attention to a very small group, or mediocre instruction to the masses, but he couldn't do both. Communiplasticity Solutions breaks this dilemma. By using the instrumentation of Court 4, combined with AI-enhanced assessment, we synthesize what used to take 12 hours of expert observation into an hour of actionable data. We automate the diagnostic so the human connection focuses on the cure.

VI. The Gauntlet: A Wing and a Prayer

I have spent 35 years in this profession, coaching NCAA champions, managing facilities, and solving problems with nothing but a wheelchair motor and some duct tape. I realized I would rather go to the Nobel Prize ceremony than sit in the coach's box at Wimbledon because the coach's box is about witnessing the result, while the Nobel Prize is about honoring the discovery. Court4 RV is a vessel of discovery.

Here is the naked truth: I do not have the blueprints fully drawn, I do not have the logistics solved, and I am staring at a mountain of engineering and financial challenges that I do not yet know how to climb. I am stepping out on a wing and a prayer. But I have been here before; I didn't have the answer for Herbie, but I had the necessity. The uncertainty I feel right now isn’t a weakness; it is the price of entry for doing something that hasn’t been done. I am willing to stand in that uncertainty, look foolish while I figure it out, and die trying.

Because if we don't build this, we remain on the surface, watching the ball while the real game, the game played in the six inches between the ears, remains a mystery. I am done with mysteries. I am looking for the map.

All I want for Christmas is the truth.

Welcome to Court 4.

If this work aligns with where your organization is heading, I’m open to serious conversations about partnership and collaboration.

Performance Architect | Founder, Communiplasticity Solutions
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